<-- Have you ever felt spasm(series of alternating muscular contractions and relaxations) when you felt like you're gonna sneeze but you didn't? Haha. The classic of Mr Bean, during the 'church' episode where he only knows how to sing the "Hallelujuah" part."AH-CHOOO!!!" "CLICK" With the 'number-clicker' on my hand, i guessed this is the 153rd time i've sneezed?
I have slight Sinus(i think), but it only happens sometimes and it always starts in the morning for no apparant reason. Wasn't that bad in the morning so i went to work. When i was working, it became from bad to worse. I kept sneezing and sneezing. Serving & entertaining guests seemed so difficult suddenly. A major leap from how i usually talked to the guest. My patience level dipped a little due to my consistent leaking of mucus where i had to suck it back so that it won't drip in front of the guest. I know this sounds gross but it's true, i don't have a choice. I still remember last time i had a terrible flu when i was working too. My mucus actually dripped when i was serving coffee to a guest. BUT LUCKILY IT DIDN'T DRIPPED INTO HIS COFFEE OR ELSE I'D HAVE SAID "HALLELUJUAH!" coupled with "HOLY SHIT!" What's fortunate is that i think the guest didn't notice it. So, phew...
When i'm having flu, i'll get very clumsy and very not bothered about what's going on. Alright so done with the gross and digusting flu thingy.
JERLADINE went to BRUNCH for interview today. So i hoped she gets in, and i think it won't be that difficult for her too. When i exiting the staff lift, i saw SAN SAN. Immediately she rushed for the lift with her 2 hands in front of her waving/shaking vigorously, macham using her hands power wanting the lift not to close the liftdoor. I laughed loudly on the spot. Cause her actions were simply hilarious! I don't know how to describe but if you were there, you'd laugh too! SAN SAN just brightened up my day.
I went up to the poolside to ask the guests if they wanted any food/drinks. When i was walking down back to the bar area, FRANKIE(Assistant Manager) told me that my fly was opened. WHAT THE HELL? Immediately i looked down at my zip, and it was still zipped. "APRIL FOOL!", shouted FRANKIE. Damn it! I was april-fooled! Anyway it a common sight that my fly is opened. It isn't gonna be the first and last time anyway, and i don't know why my zip would suddenly become unzipped. There were a couple of times i served/entertained the guests with my fly opened, only when i walk to the back area then i found out my zip was unzipped. Sighh...
He asked me to work until 11pm but with my condition do you think i still can? I pleaded with him not to let me work till 11pm because i would literally die if there were alot of guests during the night. Then you'll see more mucus flying around... I'm already half-dead when i'm there with my runny nose.
So finally he let me off at 4.30pm(my shift for that day ends at 5pm) and dad came to fetch me. When i was back home, mum told me that there's this 'statistic person coming to our home to do a survey about our expenditure and stuff(the governement thingy). When she came at around 8+ i didn't bother geting out of my room to greet her, neither did i show my face. I think she'd be scared off, seeing my zombie-fied face, with mucus leaking from my nasal hole profusely. Haha, not that gross la! I just don't want to show my face, that's all. I've become Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer.
*As i'm typing, i kept on blowing my nose. Fed-up, i used the tissue to stuff my nose just like a bull with chain on its nose.*
Ohh yea, i decided to joke with this ang moh couple when they went upfront to the bar to pay their bill.
Me: "Just to inform you, those 2 glasses of ice water cost you 20 bucks each."
Him: "Really?"
Her: "Wow, that's rather expensive!"
Me: "Yea, those are pure distilled water from Singapore River!"(i don't know why Singapore River came to my mind.)
Me and Them(laughs)
Wanted to pull an April Fool joke with them but didn't think fast enough due to my runny nose. I become all slow when my nose becomes runny.
Alright, i just had my BECAME(medication for flu) and i'm gonna turn in... Wanna cut my hair tomorrow too.
HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TO VIRGIN OLD MAID KRISTEL! HAHA!
"AH-CHOOO!!!"
Labels: april fool, Happy Birthday, sneeze
